How could you not love this face?


Internets, hello, as I was walking home, I was listening to the soundtrack of my favourite musical, which is Legally Blonde: The Musical.

And I thought, “I want a Broadway production where the Elle actress is fat.”

Like, actually fat, not Broadway fat: at least size 18.


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

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K, but, James had a friend facing bigotry and he became an illegal animagus to help make that friend’s life better.

Snape had a friend facing bigotry and he joined up with the bigots.

Like end of contest, bye

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Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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Damn right you did. 

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The first day we got him

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i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

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