edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan

(Source: catchersintherye, via lokidokeyartichoki)

little-teaspoon:

FROM MARIO’S PERSPECTIVE

 COOLEST PICTURE EVER

(via knitmeapony)

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

bogleech:

For real I don’t think there has ever, not even once, actually been a single real case of a girl “pretending” to enjoy geek shit to get in some fanboy’s pants because nobody would put that much effort into impressing a guy whose standards are that babyish and laughable. It has never happened, and it never ever ever ever will. Ever.

hell, most nerd girls I know will play down their nerdery because they don’t want to attract creepy neckbeards

^

(via gallifrey-feels)

animateglee:

Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

[gay wizard laughter]

(via thehattedunicorn)

in which stiles and lydia are 100% done with everyone’s shit

(Source: sttydias, via lilypotterr)

magicqueers:

bisexualginnyweasley submitted:

Remus Lupin coming out as trans just after his second year and the marauders are all super supportive and happy, especially after Sirius points out they’ll all be in the same dorm room now and they’ll have 1000% more time to plan pranks

itreallyatemyhand:

cthullhu:

nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

says cthulhu

(via fluentlyspeakingtreason)